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Exclusive Interview with Chuck the Zombie Cleaner!

01 July 2010 | 2 Comments   

Chuck the Zombie Cleaner Chuck! At last we get the legend in front of us for an interview. Are you ready to get started?

Chuck Says...

Sorry about the phone booth. This isn’t my ideal place for this.

Chuck Says...

I know. With a zombie horde outside, it was the closest option I could find. I think I got some slime on my sweater.

Chuck Says...

Yea, I agree. Those things are really scary!

Chuck Says...

Thanks Chuck. I really appreciate it. I hope you won’t mind the smell while we do this?

Chuck Says...

Good. Let’s get on with the questions. What do you think about Zombie Cleaning as a profession? Do you like it?

Chuck Says...

Wow.  Definitely.  Zombies must be your outlet. I know Mozart had music, and Picasso had art. What’s your mindset when you shoot a zombie? Anything special?

Chuck Says...

Of course. Strictly business. Do you have any tips for new Zombie Cleaners out there? How do you handle Zombie slime?

Chuck Says...

Woa there buddy! Watch your hands. You almost hit me!

Chuck Says...

Well, Zombie Cleaning sounds intense! There must be a lot of excitement in that line of work.

Chuck Says...

Nice! I’m glad someone like you is out there doing it. I don’t think I could handle it. My head hurts just thinking about it.

Chuck Says...

Ha ha, Zombie joke. I got it. Very funny. Rumor has it that you take your shotgun to bed with you every day when you sleep. What do you say to that?

Chuck Says...

That’s a little…weird.

Chuck Says...

No. I should get going. I have an interview with the surviving members of the Grateful Dead after you. Want to pass on a fan message?

Chuck Says...

Don’t like their music? I suppose everyone has their own taste. I really should get—

Chuck Says...

That’s all the questions on my list! I swear! Here, let me give you your fee.

Chuck Says...

Great. Glad you’re happy. Now can you get us out of here? That horde outside is getting angry!

Chuck Says...

2 Comments

  1. Arthur Sacramento on 01 July 10, 5:01pm

    I am sooooo glad we have Chuck to protect us from those awful creatures. I love what is left of my brains. No brains for them. I enjoyed the interview. Thanks.

  2. Dimiter "malkia" Stanev on 02 July 10, 9:06am

    “If you guys are dead, why don’t you act like it?” LOL :)

    Kacheeeng!

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