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Aunt Lilly’s House

This is Aunt Lilly’s house. She’s having a bit of a zombie infestation and hired Chuck to get rid of the pesky dead-alive things. Read More »

Grannie

Name: Grannie Type: Old, wrinkled, and crotchety! Loves: Screaming metal bands Description: Don’t let that nice polka-dot print fool you.  Grannie peals paint off the walls with her voice, so don’t go talking to one without a set of... Read More »

Meanie

Name: Meanie Type: Big and Mean Hates: Banging on things Description: Meanie is a big guy, and luckily he’s too big to fit through a window.  That doesn’t make him any less of a problem, though.  If he gets... Read More »

Greenie

Name: Greenie Type: Puny Zombie Loves: Making a Mess Description: Greenie loves the smell of a fresh house—especially if there are people in it.  He can’t operate a doorknob, so he’ll climb in the window when you’re not looking!... Read More »

Betsy

Name: Betsy Type: Double-Barrell Shotgun Hates: Zombies Description: This is Chuck’s sweetie, Betsy.  She wears the pants in the relationship.  Most of the time, things are great, but she’ll get grumpy if there aren’t enough Zombies to go around.... Read More »

Chuck

Name: Chuck Type: Zombie Cleaner Loves: Buckshot, Barbeque, and keeping your Necessities Zombie-Free Description: Chuck’s a former janitor who found his calling when the Zombie Horde arrived!  Now he works every night with his trusty shotgun, Betsy, to keep... Read More »